Humor

Humor from the Past

Be in Good Cheer!

Being a rail advocate in New York State can be a very frustrating journey without having a sense of humor about how things get done – and don't get done – in the Empire State. For example, the high-speed rail study that takes a decade and half to be released, destined only perhaps to join the dusty pile of unrealized high-speed rail studies commissioned by the state government for the past four decades. This is not to say we have not had our successes, for indeed we in our own little way have helped passenger rail along in our great state for several decades, but for the times when we feel like Don Quixote tilting at windmills, it's best to be like William Wordsworth's "Happy Warrior" and find comfort in ourselves and in our cause. Trains bring joy to the young and old, and when you're riding the rails you're never without friends.



Memes, Cartoons, & Bad Poetry...
For a decade, the state figuring out the funding of the new Schenectady Station was an ongoing work in progress... but its built now! :D

Schenectady Rail Station

The 'deep cavern' station of the Access to the Region's Core (ARC) was much criticized...

Gateway Program History

President Trump on boasting to "build the railways of the future" — a promise soon broken...

What has Trump done for the US rail industry?

As the Empire Corridor DEIS process stalled, ESPA proposed "90 Now!"

Empire Corridor HSR Tier One EIS

There were once high hopes for the Empire Corridor High Speed Rail Tier I EIS being completed... soon...

Empire Corridor HSR Tier One EIS

Dr. Zaius still awaits the release of the Final Tier I EIS for the Empire Corridor in the Year 2525...

Empire Corridor HSR Tier One EIS

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Yeah, it took that long, 14 years to release the Final Tier One EIS for the Empire Corridor... but now that we have a plan, ESPA wants to push forward getting it done piece by piece.
For a time Rensslaer had three train stations...

The construction of the Fourth Platform Track at the Albany-Rensselaer Rail Station required the demolition of the previous two rail stations from Penn Central and Amtrak, the cleared former building sites seen in this 2012 photo above inspiring this bit of poetry in the mode of Gilbert & Sullivan's "Three Little Maids" from the Mikado...

Three Little Maids from The Mikado / Act 1


The Three Stations of Rensselaer

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Three stations at Rensselaer to see,

Filled with passengers once were thee,

But now only one that Amtrak needs,

Yet three rail stations do we see.

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One station is from Penn Central,

Two of the stations have no potential,

Three stations here are not essential,

Yet three rail stations do we see.

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One station is an Amtrak shack,

Two are in the way of a platform track,

Three stations here are quite a stack,

Yet three rail stations do we see.

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From three stations take two away,

Two of the stations are gone today,

Perhaps there will be high-speed rail someday!

Three rail stations no more to see.

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Three stations no more to see,

Filled with passengers once were thee,

But only one did Amtrak need,

Three rail stations no more to see.

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Albany-Rensselaer Rail Station

It snows — a lot sometimes — in New York State, video of passengers at Rhinecliff Station meeting the Abnomal Snowman of Amtrak :D
Dinner in the Diner, Nothing could be Finer...

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We likely never will have 220mph Bullet Trains in Upstate NY, but we still can laugh at those who are trying building them!